Well if we want to stay true to the metaphor (although obviously you don’t have to stretch it that far) Mrs Hudson walked in on Sherlock sadly masturbating while thinking about having sex with John.
Considering all the other references we have to Sherlock masturbating in s3 (with the food as sex metaphor) Sherlock just like. Wanked a lot in s3.
what if Irene Adler’s phone code wasn’t SHERlocked and he typed it in and she was like omg you’re so self obsessed
the episode would have been 1000x better tbh
#and then she texts him screencaps of the dictionary definition of “lesbian” every hour on the hour for like five days
john clearly has a thing for giraffes seeing as they’re long legged long necked and generally impossible to deal with oh wait
Why don’t people ever ask me cool questions on here????? I want cool questions. How many followers do I need to have before I get cool questions?
never forget that in ‘sherlock: the network’ sherlock made john go to a bunch of strip clubs and the only one john stayed at was the gay one and on top of that he had a drink there which is interesting considering the subtext of john drinking whenever he doesn’t want to confront his feelings